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Monday, February 3, 2014

I Frankenstein..Breathe Life Into this Old Story?

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I FRANKENSTEIN: -+: 2014: ACT:  So if you combine Underworld, Resident Evil and some other current movies to the time traveled tale of Frankenstein, does it make for a better story?

OK, so this Frankenstein doesn't wear a purple blazer and isn't intellectually challenged, but that didn't stop the previous Frankenstein, who was no other than Robert Di Nero.  Please don't remind me.  Why?   He was just not right.  I pictured him saying lines from The Godfather, not Frankenstein.   That movie was an abomination.  Was this one?  


Argh, this Frankenstein was disgusting..."Yhea Suuure!"

I was somewhat relieved when they made this Frankenstein less of a monster and more of a character that you might actually want to watch.  I understand, he's a monster, which is a point that Aaron Eckhart makes abundantly known.  It's just that he doesn't need to be an atrocious fiend of a thing.  This movie got it right and made it aesthetically pleasing to the eye, which is a welcome change to the treatment.  The effects were awesome.


Not eye candy, but better than hideous Robert De Niro.

The Robert Di Nero character just seemed lost, hopeless, and ridiculously pathetic.  Yes, he was strong, we get that, but not the part that Shelly envisioned.  After all, he only wanted a girlfriend..So why watch this movie?



Don't believe everything you hear.  This movie was literally trashed by everyone.  Why?  Well, maybe they didn't pay the right people or maybe this movie wasn't meant to be made, i.e. if Robert Di Nero played it then why bother?  

Well this movie has a lot to say for itself and good for it!  Sometimes when a movie get's horrifically trashed by Rotten Green Crap holes, I want to see it just to see why?  Why trash a movie so badly? Surely you have some WoW game to play or something?  Maybe paint some figurines?  Why 'you mad bro?

The effects in this movie were pretty good, nothing spectacular, but I didn't expect them.  Plus the addition of a whole other enemy in the gargoyles was a welcomed difference in the story.  Nice way to keep it fresh.


The gargoyles were sick!  Love the killing effects!

The fighting sequences were on par of killer martial arts movies, so again, why destroy this movie?  The action and effects were fine, borderline awesome.  The story even had merit.  I think that this is a movie that exposes how corrupt movie rating is currently. It's totally obvious.  This movie didn't deserve a 3/10 from Rotten Crap Tomatoes.  Seriously, STFU.

LEARN HOW TO RANK A MOVIE!


There was even some nice chemistry!

Put the guy as Two Face in Batman  and make him Frankenstein, plug in some great action, some love interplay, and a decent plot, and you trash it?  Well, I guess I'm just a fan boy.  I welcome some sequels to this one.  I wouldn't have had an issue sitting through this.  Ganster Squad  on the other hand, wow, that sucked.  Plus Rotten gave that a 32%.  What are they thinking?  :::73%

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