American Horror Story? Yes..S1: E:12 Afterbirth

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: S1: E12 AFTERBIRTH:  Ok, so Halloween is over and I have to admit that watching horror movies every night for a month was interesting.  I'm still watching them, but I decided to turn it down a notch and get into an actual show. Resisting the tantalizing ads from American Horror Show daily for about 2 years, my curiosity finally got the better of me and I caved in., 


You what??

This is the first time I review a televised show and I dare say it will be one of the few times, perhaps only times.  I had no intention of reviewing any episodes but Aftermath, the 12th in the first season, is really ground breaking in my eyes as a show.  Note, FX is not paying me, although that would be nice..


Boring, take nap..

Seriously, I don't want to wax poetic about this show so I won't. I tried to watch non horror movies today, stumbling on a few decent documentaries, but I'm still hooked on the adrenaline that watching good horror brings.  The same thing happened last year when I went over 2 months straight.  I know, I know, get on with it..


What is this gibberish?

Long story short, this episode had just about everything you could put into 1 hour of televised programming.  It had the return of the rubber man, the death of Ben, the arrival of a new family, the exit of the new family, a new baby, and last but not least a new serial killer who apparently inherited his dad's pathology.  That's quite a recipe for success there.  I don't think I'm ruining anyone's surprise here since I realize I'm very late into the AHS game, but so what, it's my blog live with it.


Rubber man has fun with the new arrivals.

Leading to this!!



And THIS!!


Nice, although the Redrum effect would have been nice in a mirror..



So and so tries to commit suicide..Ben, that's it.


Hot girl finally gets her baby, for a second..


Hot girl, thinking about something...oh yhea Hayden..

AND...


Hot..err Hayden with a shotgun and a bikini for no apparent reason.

OK, so that last one wasn't in the actual episode but I couldn't help it.  IF this review seems very odd, it's because I haven't been able to sleep for a few days because....drum roll...I keep having really bad night terrors and the nootropic fueled lucid dreams I soooo raved about in one of my previous posts* DO NOT STOP.  


ME at about 3:30 am finally realizing that I Can't shake this nightmare.

Apparently the little "technique" I was experimenting with to coax myself into a nightmare after waking from it worked very well and is still working. Now it just happens.  a lot..

This is what I wanted to happen..



AND this is what I got..



SO back on target, this was a great episode, watch it, or don't watch it.  Most of you are probably already aware of this episode and the show, I'm just sharing here. Let's all step back and enjoy one more gratuitous picture of eye candy from the show while I pop in The Blair Witch Project again for the 5th time.

Sweet Dreams!