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Showing posts with label #childsplay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #childsplay. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Watch Your Tongue: Dead Silence

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Dead Silence: 2007:  +-: Horror:  Dolls and horror movies seem to be making a come back since the days of Chucky, especially when you consider Annabelle, which I plan to watch soon and review.  

Dead Silence, directed by James Wan and written by Leigh Whannel, strayed far from their level of excellence demonstrated in the Saw franchise.  There were parts of this movie that I liked, but lack of prominent cast members as well as poor execution keep this movie from achieving higher, or even mediocre, status.  In addition, there were many "cheap" scares that just involved "quiet to loud" sequences that lacked little substance.


"I can't believe that my creators wrote this movie!"

Don't get me wrong, there were some adequate scares in this movie such as when the wife gets thrown across the room by the doll and when she appears with her tongue out, but this is the same scare that appears throughout the movie.  It will jolt you once, but after about the third time, it gets very repetitive.  


This was one of the beginning scenes that set the tone.



The initial scare of the wife with no tongue was noteworthy.

Donnie Walhberg's appearance in this movie also lessened my appreciation because I just don't feel he is a convincing actor.  It's not that his performance was lackluster, it just seems forced.  Let's face it, he's an actor because his brother is famous, enough said.  If Mark Walhberg hadn't existed and been famous, what chance do you think Donnie would have starring in a movie?  None, exactly..


Just go away Donnie, please.

Back to the movie and the scares.  There were some instances where I liked the music and it heightened the suspense a bit.  One of the best parts is when the Mary Shaw comes into the window for a moment and also when the doll follows the movements of the main character in the car.  These worked well a few times, but after that it, was just rehash.


This part was somewhat frightening, but most of it was being jolted by loud noises.

You can start to see James Wan's techniques germinate in this one, but overall, he still had some refinements to make.  Obviously he made them because he went on to direct some killer movies. Maybe this was where he as trying out some ideas.  


Wan seemed like he was searching for effective techniques to frighten audiences.

The plot itself was pretty ridiculous, but once you bought into it, the movie seemed to flow a little better.  Fight the premise and the whole movie falls apart.  I wouldn't disagree with anyone that took that stance.  I almost did a few times but fought turning the movie off because it was getting late and I didn't want to start another movie.  I'm sticking to my horror movie a night experiment so this had to do.  Tonight I need something really gory and scary to make up for this farce.


The plot was often spoon fed to the audience ad nauseum.

Some parts that I enjoyed were when Mary Shaw is performing and a young boy critiques her ventriloquist act, when it's mentioned that Mary wants to become a doll when dead, and when they enter the theater with all the dolls staring at them in unison.  I also liked it when Donnie Walhberg dies.  It was as if I was watching the movie just to see that happen.  Hey we all need goals right?


Finally, the only way I can tolerate Donnie Walhberg.

Ultimately, this movie does deliver some scares and will make you jolt out of your seat a few times, but after that it just seems like an idea that seemed good on paper, but just dissolved when it was made into a movie.  To their defense, making a horror movie based on a doll, especially after the successes of the Child's Play franchise, must be difficult.  Especially when the doll itself isn't scary looking.

 
There's nothing scary about a doll that looks like Pee-Wee Herman...wait maybe there is!!

I look forward to seeing Annabelle and forgetting this attempt at a horror movie based on a doll:  63%


"Shhh, this movie isn't very good!"

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Chucky is Back? YES AND IN A BIG WAY!

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CURSE OF CHUCKY: 2013:--:HRR:  First of all let me tell you that I loved the first one, hated the second one, laughed at the third, but this one made me stop and think.  Not only do you get the whole development of Chucky and the history, but you get a new and very distorted documentary of that which is the doll from hell.

Chucky is back and he is really pissed off.  Plus, he looks great! They actually say who the person is who made the doll (note to self include in this rating:)). What is excellent about this horror movie is that he is not CGI, he is an actual living, "breathing", "walking", creation as was always the case in the past movies.  The look really captures his evil.  I am so happy this movie is back to it's roots and back in a BIG way!

First things first, the back story fits nicely, (I won't give it away of course). The ending is outstanding, (if you appreciated the last Chucky with Jennifer Tilly); and the effects are superb.  I was in awe of this movie.  OK, so I'm a bit of a fanboy of the Chucky series, and this movie DIDN'T disappoint.  It is straight out of Fangoria with the blood and gore and overall lunacy.  The Chucky doll looked outstanding!  

It even changed looks during the movie. Not to mention that you actually get to see the actual REAL voice of Chucky, aka Brad Dourif, who starred in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Exorcist III, & Child's Play, but this movie had a serious dark side and got away from the whole, funny/ horror genre of the third with Jennifer Tilly (hint, hint) and Redman (aka Redmen as Tilly called him).  I would be remiss to leave out that Brad Dourif's daughter is in this movie as well, Fiona.  What a great touch!  This movie hits on so many fronts it's almost ridiculous.  

All the killing scenes were epic and reminded me of fatalities from Mortal Kombat.  Oh and did I mention that there are lesbian scenes in this?? Nice!!  Don Mancini really picked up the pace here and set a new standard for non-CGI horror flicks with gore and back story. Plus the ending is hilarious and sexy.  I won't give away any part of this movie because you NEED TO WATCH IT if you like the Chucky series.  Plus, they're are more coming!!::90%